Top 3 Signs It's Going to be a Really Bad Day.

3. You dreamed you ate a huge marshmallow and when you woke up your pillow was gone.

2. Last night you prank called your boss. This morning, he *69ed you.

1. Last night you told your wife you wanted breakfast in bed. This morning she poured a bowl of Rice Crispies on your head.

[Ben's Blog]