Humor: Cardiologist A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during theservice. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casketwas rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in thebeautiful heart forever.At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. Whenconfronted, he said “I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my ownfuneral — I'm a gynecologist.”At that point, the proctologist fainted.