Humor: Job Interview From Reader's Digest: The Boss asked four job applicants the same question: “What is two and two?”The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was “twenty-two”. The second, an engineer, calculated the answer to between 3.999 and 4.001. The third applicant, a lawyer, cited a court case in which two and two was proved to be four. The last candidate was an accountant. When the accountant heard the question, he leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, “How much do you want it to be?”