An Oldie, but a GoodieAn old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenageboy sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in different colors; red,blue, yellow, orange, green. The old man just stared.The young man said sarcastically, “What's the matter, oldman, never done anything wild in your life?”Without batting an eye, the old man replied, “Got drunkonce and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were myson.”