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Archive for January 2003
Tax Reminders January 15th: Payroll Tax January 21st: Sales Tax January 21st: Texas Workforce Commission January 31st: Property Tax & School Tax If I missed any, please “letme”
HUMOR: Our Lesser Educated NeighborsOne day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “Whatsetting do I use on the washing machine?””It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”He yelled back, “The University of Oklahoma.”
Humor: Cardiologist A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during theservice. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casketwas rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in thebeautiful heart forever.At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. Whenconfronted, […]
Humor: A Texas SalesmanA young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big departmentstore looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any salesexperience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.”Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow.I'll […]
My First “Keynote” Presentation Last night I gave a presentation to the Entrepreneuse Austin group on some strategies for sales, marketing, operations, and web technology. This was my first presentation using Apple's new Keynote presentation software. I was VERY impressed with the graphics and text scaling, however it does have a ways to go before […]
InkJet Printer Recommendation Someone Asked, “I was wondering if you have any suggestions for a photo printer that ranges in cost from $100 – $200 that would print decent quality photos? I'm really wanting to make my own photo albums at home with borders and text, etc.” I highly recommend the HP 5550. If I […]
A good, lazy-Sunday quote: Bertrand Russell. “The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” [Quotes of the Day] [[ t e c h n o \ c u l t u r e ]]